The Avengers (They've Finally Assembled!)

I've spent all day trying to think of a way of reviewing this movie whilst simultaneously doing it justice and not giving any spoilers. I decided to just write and see what happens. I'll try to avoid spoilers, but can't promise some won't just slip through...



Directed by Joss Whedon
Written by Zak Penn and Joss Whedon

Cast
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk
Lou Ferrigno as the voice of The Hulk
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill
Clark Gregg as Phil Coulson
Stellan Skarsgard as Erik Selvig
Gwyneth Paltrow as Virginia "Pepper" Potts
Paul Bettany as the voice of JARVIS

It's been four years since a post-credits appearance by Nick Fury confirmed that The Avengers was on the way. Four long years with enough excitement building up that this moment could even surpass the end of Christopher Nolan's Batman saga as the most eagerly anticipated film of the year. Along the way, there have of course been doubts that a movie on this scale could even work. Take a look at the cast list up there, and you will find that there are ten major characters. Eleven if you include Bruce Banner and The Hulk as different characters. How would it be possible to fit all of those characters into one two hour movie without some of them getting short-changed?

The answer, of course, is to bring in a writer/director who knows a thing or two about writing for an ensemble cast. Joss Whedon is best known for the TV shows Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Firefly - and also had a celebrated run on the X-Men comics. All of those feature large casts that are all given their moments to shine, and are critically-acclaimed across the board for their sharp scripts. You couldn't go wrong, right? Well, the fact that his only directorial effort - a follow-up to the unfinished Firefly, called Serenity - had a budget of $39 million and didn't even break even at the box office, despite it being almost universally applauded. The Avengers by contrast has a budget in excess of $200 million, so despite his undisputed reputation for quality, it's still quite a risk that Marvel Studios placed on his shoulders. And one that surprised a lot of people, at that.

The good news, however, is that it worked. He pulled it off. They said it couldn't be done, but... well, I've been having trouble trying to express in words just how successful this movie is. For the first time in a long time, there just isn't a flaw that I can see anywhere in this movie.

One year after the events of Thor - which in the movie timeline is later than all of the rest - S.H.I.E.L.D. are studying the Tesseract that gave Captain America so much trouble with the help of scientist Erik Selvig. But almost immediately, things don't go according to plan as a portal opens through which steps Loki, who makes off the with the Tesseract and sets about his plans to conquer the planet. A desperate S.H.I.E.L.D. recruits Bruce Banner (they know where he's been all along) to help as a scientific consultant before sending Captain America and Black Widow after Loki in an impressive action scene which also includes Iron Man.

Before you know it, Thor also makes an appearance, and all hell breaks loose. After much squabbling between themselves and hilarious one-liners, Nick Fury has no alternative but to activate the Avengers Initiative - a plan to bring together Earth's best and brightest at a moment of crisis.

And that's as much story stuff as I feel I can tell you. Needless to say, the action - which has been for the most part impressive in the previous movies - really gets ramped up to eleven here, and it just gets bigger and better from there. The final battle, in which our heroes all fight for the future of the planet, far from being the anticlimax we've gotten used to from the final battles in these movies is so big and so epic that you really need to see it to believe it. This is really as good as it gets for a comic book movie... as close to the comics actually coming to life as you're ever going to get. And what's better is that not a single one of the major characters can claim to have not gotten their due. Each and every character on-screen gets his/her moment to shine, and boy do they shine! The final battle plays to each of the characters' strengths which serves to really drive home that, yes... all of these heroes needed to be there. Without any one of them, the whole plan would have fallen apart. Also, any criticisms that anyone had about Black Widow in Iron Man 2 will most definitely be expelled in this movie.

And then there's the script. Joss Whedon really knocks this one out of the park, with his trademark wit and charisma. There are also a few surprises, which is something that Whedon is also known for. Thankfully, though, he's resisted the urge to have the characters speak "Whedonese" which really would've taken the cast all out of character in this case. Another big worry is that by taking these characters out of their own movies and putting them together, there wouldn't be the chemistry required to make even the sharpest script work. These worries disappear the moment the characters interact with each other for the first time. It was like these actors were meant for each other. I don't want to give too much of the script away, but a definite highlight is "Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?"

So there you go. The Avengers. Go see it. You owe it to yourself to see this movie. I was surprised at how jaw-droppingly spectacular it is. If I had Christopher Nolan's e-mail address I would send him the following single-sentence message... "The bar has been raised".

Countdown To Avengers: Captain America - The First Avenger

Directed by Joe Johnston
Written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely

Cast
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Tommy Lee Jones as Chester Phillips
Hugo Weaving as Johann Schmidt/Red Skull
Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter
Sebastian Stan as James "Bucky" Barnes
Dominic Cooper as Howard Stark
Neal McDonough as Timothy "Dum Dum" Dugan
Derek Luke as Gabe Jones
Stanley Tucci as Abraham Erskine
Kenneth Choi as Jim Morita
Bruno Ricci as Jaques Dernier
J.J. Feild as James Montgomery Falsworth
Toby Jones as Arnim Zola
Richard Armitage as Heinz Kruger
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury (cameo)

Out of all of the movies in the run-up to The Avengers, Captain America was the one I was most skeptical of. The whole patriotic flag-waving American thing just isn't something that I can relate to, especially when the costume is so gaudy, old-fashioned, and - unlike other superheroes - barely changed in the last 70 years. Of course, patriotism has been a big part of every superhero that debuted in that era, in which villains were invariably German or Japanese, and then a little later Russian and Chinese, but with Captain America... just his name makes it all that more blatant. Especially as most other superheroes have grown over the years to be flawed, and have the same issues that any ordinary human would have, and from what I can see, Cap has remained the idealist he was at his conception. Needless to say, I didn't bother going to see this movie at the cinema.

This decision turned out to be a big mistake, because not only is Captain America: The First Avenger a far better film that I expected, but it's also my favourite out of all of the movies produced by Marvel Studios so far. Joe Johnston took the 40's setting and ran with it, making a huge piece of pure fun entertainment not seen since Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade.

Chris Evans plays Steve Rogers. A short, scrawny asthmatic who doesn't have the physical specifications to be able to join the army and fight the Nazi's. What he does have, though is the heart and determination. Both of which are noticed by defected German scientist Abraham Erskine, creator of a serum to create a supersoldier. The serum has been used once before - by Johann Schmidt, the head of a secret Nazi group called H.Y.D.R.A. - but although it gave him the increased strength, speed and agility it also left him deformed. After going through boot camp, where Col. Chester Phillips dismisses Rogers out of hand, Steve finally goes through the procedure that is very similar to the one that Emil Blonsky underwent in The Incredible Hulk. Turns out that the super soldier serum takes the character traits of the subject, and makes them physical traits - explaining why Schmidt became the Red Skull, Blonsky began turning into a monster before Banner's blood turned him into the Abomination, and Rogers' pure heart makes him... a tall, muscular, handsome Aryan man. Yeah, it's pretty ironic that America's greatest hero is pretty much Hitler's wet dream.

So after becoming both the perfect physical specimen with new-found superhuman abilities do the army send him into the front line to take down the Hitler personally? No. They instead give him a gaudy costume and send him on a tour to raise war bonds under the pseudonym Captain America. Despite this being a complete waste of a perfectly good supersoldier, I actually think this was a good move by the writers. He didn't design his costume. He didn't come up with the vomit-inducing name. That was all manufactured for him by the army to sell war bonds. That not only makes a lot of sense, it's also a huge improvement on the source material. And it gives the filmmakers a chance to include images of Captain America Issue 1 in the storyline.

Whilst all of this is happening, though, Johann Schmidt has led an incursion into Norway in order to claim an ancient artifact. A tesseract - the same "Cosmic Cube" that was featured at the end of  Thor - which creates some pretty lethal energy weaponry when reverse-engineered. With this, he turns on Hitler, and leads H.Y.D.R.A. on their own path of domination, capturing a US army unit to experiment on along the way. Among the captured soldiers is Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers' best friend. Learning this from Hayley Atwell's Peggy Carter gives Rogers the motivation he needs to disobey orders and lead an action-packed rescue mission with the help of Carter and a certain Howard Stark. From then on, this trio - along with the rescued soldiers and Col. Phillips - are an elite unit that are tasked with bringing down H.Y.D.R.A. before their plans come to fruition.

The cast of this movie are probably the most reliable since the original Iron Man. The camaraderie between Rogers, his men and Stark is believable, but pale in comparison to the sexual tension between he and Peggy Carter. There is none of the snark or bickering of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts, but that doesn't make every scene they are in together anything less than electrifying. Tommy Lee Jones pretty much plays himself as Chester Phillips, but that's hardly a bad thing. And of course, Hugo Weaving can play a diabolical villain like Red Skull in his sleep. The pacing of the storyline is perfect for the first time in Marvel Studios history, with the movie starting excellently and not dipping in quality once (even for the troublesome final battle that has disappointed in most other Marvel movies in the past). The action is both exciting, and old-fashioned enough to really remind you of the great action scenes in Spielberg adventures of the 80's.

Unlike the other movies, references to the other Avengers' aren't as subtle. With the title and the inclusion of tesseract, the supersoldier program, Howard Stark et al, the entire storyline is pretty much one big reference to The Avengers. Not surprisingly, considering The Avengers takes place in present day, the movie ends with Steve waking up in the 21st Century after nearly 70 years "sleeping", and Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury welcoming him. After the credits there is a brief collection of shots from The Avengers... and tomorrow I will be reviewing that movie.

Countdown To Avengers: Thor

Spoilers

Directed by Kenneth Branagh
Written by Ashley Edward Miller, Zack Stentz and Don Payne

Cast
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Natalie Portman as Jane Foster
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Anthony Hopkins as Odin
Stellan Skarsgard as Erik Selvig
Rene Russo as Frigga
Kat Dennings as Darcy Lewis
Idris Elba as Heimdall
Colm Feore as Laufey
Ray Stevenson as Volstagg
Tadanobu Asano as Hogun
Joshua Dallas as Fandral
Jaimie Alexander as Sif
Clark Gregg as Phil Coulson
Adriana Barraza as Isabel Alvarez
Maximiliano Hernandes as Jasper Sitwell
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye (cameo)
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury (post-credit cameo)

Thor is the movie that represented Marvel Studios' first major risk when it came to making movies of their properties. Whereas both Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk were well-known, and had the classic comic book storylines of superheroes and scientific experiments gone wrong, this dealt with the pantheon of Norse Gods, with magic taking precedence over science for the first time. The characters are so well known from Norse mythology, that most people didn't even know that they were also characters in Marvel Comics until the movie came out. And let me tell you, if you're familiar with the mythology, good old-fashioned comic book family entertainment would not be your first thought when you hear the title.

As an example, that eight-legged horse that Odin rides during one scene of the movie? He's called Sleipnir. The Gods had asked a builder to build a fortification in three seasons, but warned him that if he didn't finish in time he wouldn't be paid. There was a little while left to go, and the builder was still on schedule, so the Gods sent Loki to delay him so they wouldn't have to pay. Loki had noticed that the builder was using a horse to help him, so turned into a female horse to lure it away. He thought that he was faster than the horse, but was wrong. Loki ended up getting raped by this horse, and a little while later, he gave birth to Sleipnir. Let's see them put that into a 12A (PG13 in America) movie.

Loki is also responsible for the death of his brother Baldur by convincing mistletoe to not swear an oath to not harm his brother. How the mistletoe had a say in the matter, you shouldn't ask... but you can probably tell by now, Loki is not to be trusted! There's a reason he ended up getting chained down in the underworld with snake venom being dripped into his eyes until Ragnarok (that's the apocalypse... so, a very long time). How the characters in the comics and movie didn't realise that he's not to be trusted a long time ago, is also not something you should ask.

Anyway, the movie whilst a divertingly entertaining couple of hours suffers from all of the best moments happening in the first half an hour. When Thor, Loki, and their friends Volstagg, Fandral, Hogun and Sif travel to Jodunheim to do battle with the Ice Giants it looks like you're going to be treated to one of the most epic movies to have been released in the last few years. But then Odin loses his temper, and the writers make the baffling decision to depower Thor for the majority of the rest of the movie, and strand him on Earth (or Midgard, as they should have been calling it). So what you get instead of the movie that you're promised is a fish-out-of-water comedy. Yes, most of this film seems to have more in common with the Eddie Murphy movie Coming To America than an actual superhero movie.

You get a lot of scenes of intrigue in Asgard, as Loki begins his plot to take over, which is why he manipulated events to get Thor banished in the first place (See? Not to be trusted). These scenes are the best in the remainder of the movie, with Tom Hiddleston doing a brilliant job of playing the villainous trickster God. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Kat Dennings is largely unecessary and Natalie Portman's Jane Foster seems to have literally nothing to do but look smitten for 90 minutes. I haven't seen such a waste of an Oscar winning actress for quite some time. Fortunately, we also have Stellan Skarsgard as Erik Selvig, and the Clark Gregg returning as Phil Coulson - always a pleasure to watch - gets significantly more time in the spotlight than in the Iron Man movies. As for Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth proves very capable of being able to carry the movie but - as with the rest of the cast that I've yet to mention - suffers from the material being severely lacking.

There are two more major action scenes, involving a fight with the giant Destroyer, and the final battle between a re-powered Thor and Loki, but both of them are pretty underwhelming. Nothing matches the promise that that first action scene had. What you get is an interesting and entertaining that could have been, and should have been so much more. It's still fun to watch, but by far my least favourite of the movies in the series.

As we get nearer to The Avengers, more little bits are thrown in to whet our appetites. As well as the presence of Phil Coulson and S.H.I.E.L.D., Thor marks the debut of Clint Barton (aka Hawkeye) in a cameo appearance. There are also little nods to both Iron Man ("Is that one of Stark's?"), and the Hulk (Selvig's story of a pioneer in Gamma Radiation going missing when S.H.I.E.L.D. took an interest in him). Oh, and in a blink and you miss it scene at the beginning of The Incredible Hulk there is a weather report showing freak storms in New Mexico which turns out to be caused by the Thor and Mjolnir appearing on Earth via the Bifrost (why the Bifrost would point to New Mexico and not, say, Norway, I don't know). They're also the problems that Nick Fury talks about during Iron Man 2. Talking of Nick Fury, he shows up again in a post-credit cameo, this time showing Erik Selvig a piece of technology that could help in his research... a glowing cube which you may recall seeing a sketch of in Iron Man 2, in Howard Stark's notebook regarding arc reactor technology. Looks like Asgardian technology is responsible for every scientific breakthrough in these movies. Unfortunately, it appears that Selvig is being controlled by a still alive and well Loki. "To Be Continued" is an apt phrase, I think.

Countdown To Avengers: Iron Man 2

Spoilers, etc.

Directed by Jon Favreau
Written by Justin Theroux

Cast
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Gwyneth Paltrow as Virginia "Pepper" Potts
Don Cheadle as James "Rhodey" Rhodes
Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/Natasha Romanoff
Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko
Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
Jon Favreau as Happy Hogan
John Slattery as Howard Stark (in videos)
Garry Shandling as Senator Stern
Paul Bettany as the voice of JARVIS
Clark Gregg as Phil Coulson
Leslie Bibb as Christine Everhart

It is six months after the events of the original Iron Man, and Tony Stark has discovered that the very technology he created to keep himself alive, is also poisoning his bloodstream with palladium. After trying every combination of every known element as a possible replacement and finding nothing works, he has finally accepted his fate, which causes the already reckless Tony to become even more erratic than usual, whilst simultaneously hiding his condition from those that care about him most - Pepper Potts, again portrayed by Gwyneth Paltrow, and James Rhodes who is played by Don Cheadle, replacing Terrence Howard.

One of the spontaneous decisions that causes them, along with new recruit to Stark Industries, Natalie Rushman, such dismay includes racing in the Monaco Grand Prix. It is here that Ivan Vanko - the son of a man that Howard Stark got deported - makes his impressive introduction, with a pair of powerful robotic whips that are powered by the same arc reactor technology as the Iron Man armour. This scene really sets the bar for the action to come, which is generally top quality.

Ivan's direct attack on Iron Man inspires Tony Stark's unscrupulous business rival Justin Hammer, who promptly breaks him out of jail and puts him to work on a project that will make Iron Man look like an antique. Vanko, however, proves to be more difficult to keep in line than Hammer predicted. Some of the movies best scenes involve the quiet Russian irritating the hell out of his new employer as he sets about on his own project ("Drone better. People make problem").

It isn't long before Tony's behaviour goes too far, even for his long-suffering friends, and after a drunken fight between him and Rhodey (both wearing different versions of the Iron Man armour), Stark is left on his own in an all-time low. Enter Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D. to give him a new lease on life, with the hint that the key to saving his life lie in Howard Stark's research. The scenes between Fury and Stark are part of the reason I am so excited for The Avengers. Robert Downey Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson are both masters of taking any bit of dialogue and making it sound cool. To have them actually have a conversation together? This film provides some hints of that, but with a script by Joss Whedon (a master of dialogue himself), the scenes they share in that movie has to be great.

The climax in which Iron Man and the newly christened War Machine take on Hammer's army of drones that are being remote controlled by Vanko, whilst Rushman (actually S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Natasha Romanoff) infiltrates Hammer's headquarters single-handedly taking out the security detail almost single-handedly (another character manages to get one), is a masterclass in epic set-piece which builds up a great promise for the moment when Vanko himself turns up in his brand new costume. Unfortunately, the final battle is far more disappointing than the one in the first movie. It's over in around two minutes, and is extremely anti-climactic. It is the one action scene in a movie that's jam-packed with action that fails to deliver.

All of the new cast members prove entirely capable of handling their characters, with special mention going to Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell as the villains of the piece. They're polar opposites (one all calm and calculated, the other loud and flamboyant), and they really bring something special to the film. There's been a lot of criticism of Scarlett Johansson, but I really liked what she brought to the overall movie. She doesn't get much to do until the movie is drawing to a close, but she's an undercover agent. She can't maintain cover and kick ass at the same time. But when her moment comes, it's one of the highlights of the entire series of Marvel movies so far. Don Cheadle does a good job replacing Terrence Howard (who managed to get paid more than Downey Jr. for the first movie, and somehow thought he'd be able to do the same for the second), and there is a glimmer of the chemistry between Rhodey and Tony, but unfortunately not as much as before. Maybe this was intentional. After all, the story did involve Tony pushing everyone away from him. I suppose we'll find out in Iron Man 3.

Both Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow are once again nothing short of brilliant as the constantly bickering Tony and Pepper. They've really grown into their roles, and you really get the sense that these are people who have been around each other constantly for the last ten years, and are crazy about each other. Of the returning cast, only Clark Gregg really disappoints, as all Agent Coulson really does is pop his head in to say hello before being sent off on another assignment.

All in all, there are a lot of pro's and con's about Iron Man 2, but I genuinely believe that when they're all added together you get a film every bit as strong as the original. Once again, there was an underwhelming final battle which I hope they can rectify in the third movie, but that alone isn't really enough to condemn the entire thing.

The Avengers references really go all out in this movie, with a couple of references to Captain America (his prototype shield is back, and there's a blink and you miss it shot of the real life Captain America Issue 1 in one scene). Agent Romanoff's entire reason for being in the movie is to evaluate Tony's suitability for the Avenger Initiative. This was confusing at first, especially as there is a line in which Tony reminds Nick that he wants no part of being on this team, when he was already seen in The Incredible Hulk seemingly helping with recruitment. Sharp eyes, however will notice that a news report is playing in the final scene between Tony and Fury. This report is the aftermath of the battle at Culver University in The Incredible Hulk, confirming that this movie ends at around the halfway point in The Incredible Hulk.
Oh... and that other assignment that Agent Coulson is sent on? A post-credit scene shows him confirming that he has "found it". The "it" in question? Mjolnir! Thor's hammer. Oh, yeah!

Countdown To Avengers: The Incredible Hulk

As usual, there will be spoilers...

Directed by Louis Letterier
Written by Zak Penn and Edward Norton

Cast
Edward Norton as Bruce Banner
Lou Ferrigno as the voice of The Hulk
Liv Tyler as Elizabeth Ross
Tim Roth as Emil Blonsky
William Hurt as Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross
Ty Burrell as Leonard Samson
Tim Blake Nelson as Samuel Sterns
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark (cameo)

The Incredible Hulk is currently the least financially successful of the movies in what has since been dubbed the Marvel Cinematic Universe, making only $263,427,551 worldwide at the box office. That's a figure that still nearly doubles the film's budget, but it has apparently made Marvel Studios weary of a sequel, saying at the recent premiere of The Avengers that there are no plans on making a new Hulk movie.
It seems that Marvel Studios are taking the relatively low return on their investment to heart, but I believe it was merely a question of timing. It was released just one month after Iron Man, and just one month before The Dark Knight. Not only that, but that summer featured the return of Indiana Jones and a pair of instant animated classics from both Dreamworks and Pixar in Kung Fu Panda and WALL-E. In a summer so saturated in hits, The Incredible Hulk was always going to be the underdog.
It was certainly not a sign of the quality. It perhaps never reached the dizzying heights that Iron Man did in its best moments, but it was a more consistent movie, remaining very good throughout.

Five years previously, there had been a Hulk movie (entitled simply Hulk) directed by Ang Lee of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon fame. It was a failure both critically and financially, and this movie was marketed as a complete reboot of the franchise. The opening credits make that perfectly clear, with a montage showing the Hulk's origin that is notably different from its portrayal in the original movie. There are however certain aspects from that movie that appear to have been kept. The events in the intro are shown to have happened five years ago, which keeps the timeline correct, and the original film ended with Bruce Banner alone in Brazil. Sure enough, when we first meet him in this movie, he's living in Brazil, albeit in one of the heavily populated favelas rather than a shack in the rainforest.

Using training in aikido, he has been learning to control his heart rate to avoid what is referred to in the movie as "incidents", as well as keeping in contact with a scientist who is attempting to cure him and working as an odd job man at a bottling plant for a soft drink company. It is here where the plot really kicks off as a minor accident reaches the attention of General Ross - still searching after all these years in his crusade to use the Hulk for his own ends - who sends an elite team, including Emil Blonsky (a Russian/British soldier on lone from the UK armed forces). After an epic footchase sequence across the rooftops of the favela in which the Hulk makes his first appearance, Banner makes his way back home to get more data for the mysterious Mr. Blue in order to find a cure.

When it comes to casting, the makers of The Incredible Hulk did a mostly solid job, with Edward Norton perfect as the mild-mannered Bruce Banner fighting to control his inner rage. It's an interesting variation on characters he's played before in Fight Club and even the latter half of American History X, and it was upsetting to hear that he would not be returning for The Avengers.
Similarly, Tim Roth excels as the obsessive Emil Blonsky. A man who - after seeing what the Hulk is capable of - volunteers for a scientific procedure which gives him enhanced strength, speed and agility. After his second fight with the Hulk leaves every bone in his body broken he finds that he also has an enhanced healing ability, but still he wants more. Eventually, his obsessive lust for power turns him into an abomination that only the Hulk can hope to defeat, leading to an epic battle that whilst a lot more impressive than the final battle between Iron Man and Obadiah Stane, still pales in comparison to the two major action sequences that preceded it.
William Hurt's "Thunderbolt" Ross also gives an impressive performance as a similarly obsessive villain. The one weak link in the main cast is Liv Tyler.

As Elizabeth Ross, Liv Tyler is perfectly fine. She's still a very good actress, who can handle the role competently. The problem isn't with her performance so much as her complete lack of chemistry with either Edward Norton - as her love interest - or William Hurt - as her father. In fact, this is probably the major reason why this movie can't hope to live up to Iron Man's bar-setting standard. That movie had a core cast with an amazing chemistry that allowed them to just roll off of each other, keeping the dialogue extremely witty (apparently this was mostly improvised). This movie's main cast all do great jobs, but don't really seem to gel together nearly as well, making a movie that is very good, but not great.

Apparently, Edward Norton clashed with the producers regarding the final cut of the movie, and insisted on rewriting portions of the script, which is probably why he didn't reprise the role in The Avengers. I'm not sure who won that argument, but if it was him, I thank him. It really does tell a great story that transitions between the Hulk from the Ang Lee movie (an uncontrollable beast) to the Hulk we'll be seeing in The Avengers (he now has more control over his actions, which is shown both in the moment where he finally gets to speak - "Hulk... SMASH!!!!" - and the final scene in which Banner triggers a transformation through meditation.

As for other connections to The Avengers? There really aren't that many initially... the opening sequence features both the Stark Industries logo, and images of documents signed by a certain Nick Fury. Later in the movie, the S.H.I.E.L.D. database is used in order to locate Banner and Betty Ross. The very last scene of the movie makes for a more blatant link, though, as Tony Stark himself visits an inebriated General Ross to discuss "putting a team together".

Countdown To Avengers: Iron Man

This week in the UK sees the long-awaited release of The Avengers, the first ever big budget superhero team-up movie. Well, actually over here they've officially titled it Avengers Assemble, to avoid confusion with a British TV show at the same time, but everyone with half a brain is refusing to actually call it that.
Anyway, I'm going to be going to see that movie on Saturday, which gives me just enough time to rewatch the five movies that preceded this and give my impressions. There will be spoilers for all six movies. You have been warned.



Directed by Jon Favreau
Written by Mark Fergus, Hawk Ostby, Art Marcum and Matt Holloway

Cast
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Terrence Howard as James "Rhodey" Rhodes
Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane
Gwyneth Paltrow as Virginia "Pepper" Potts
Shaun Toub as Dr. Yinsen
Faran Tahir as Raza
Paul Bettany as the voice of JARVIS
Leslie Bibb as Christine Everhart
Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury (post-credit cameo)

This is where it all began, back in 2008, the same year in which a far different superhero movie was released. In contrast to Christopher Nolan's grim vision of Batman in The Dark Knight, Jon Favreau brought Iron Man to life for the first time as a light, fun action blockbuster.
The story of Tony Stark, a flamboyant playboy, womaniser and arms manufacturer who is kidnapped by a terrorist organisation by The Ten Rings in Afghanistan, where he realises that very weapons he's been designing to protect America are being used against it. Creating a suit of armour, powered by the same groundbreaking technology that he has created to keep a piece of shrapnel from piercing heart and killing him, he manages to escape and decides to right the wrongs he has inflicted on the world as Iron Man.
As an origin story, Iron Man works extremely well. I think it's the most successful transition of an origin story from comic to screen ever, with a lot of the best scenes coming before he even first dons the famous red and gold armour. Of course, once he does over an hour into the movie, there is a great sequence where he saves an Afghan village from the terrorist group that kidnapped him before making an escape from US fighter jets.
When the main villain of the piece is revealed, the movie falls down a little though. Jeff Bridges brings a fantastic smarminess to the role of Obadiah Stane, and gives one of the best performances in a movie full of great performances (I've never liked Gwyneth Paltrow as much as I do when she's playing Pepper Potts, and the way both her and Terrence Howard bounce off of Robert Downey Jr. as Stark brings some extremely memorable moments and dialogue), but once he goes from the smarmy, plotting traitor, to full on supervillain with mechanised armour of his own, the movie loses some of its charm. The final battle between the two is okay, but nowhere near at the same level as the previous action sequences.
I found the decision to stray from the comic books and have Tony admit to being Iron Man at the end to be a stroke of genius - and actually far more in character for Tony. As much as he has serious and genuine motives for becoming Iron Man, Tony Stark never loses the trademark egotism, and thrill-seeking nature that makes you believe that there's something of wanting the glory in there, too. So of course, Tony would want the world to know that it was him.
It was a brilliant move by the screenwriters (and Downey Jr.) to have Stark's worldview change thanks to his experiences in captivity, but keep his character stay largely the same. The movie wouldn't have been nearly as effective if he suddenly became a dour brooding superhero. He'd in fact be Batman, and as much as I love Batman, that doesn't work for an Iron Man movie.
Clark Gregg brings a welcome change of pace as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson. We don't see much of him, yet, but we'll be seeing more of him in the movies to come.

And then of course there is the matter of this being the first movie in the build-up to The Avengers. A couple of tidbits are included, including a brief shot featuring a prototype of the shield used by Captain America, but the kicker comes after the credits. Up until then, that there was an Avengers movie in development was only a rumour. But thanks to one of the most closely guarded secrets in the internet age, it was confirmed by a eyepatch-wearing Samuel L. Jackson introducing himself as Nick Fury, Director Of S.H.I.E.L.D. to talk to Tony about the "Avenger Initiative". Boom! Fans of the comics rejoice!

Yet Another Episode in the Life of a Guns N' Roses fan

So, by now you've probably heard by now that with days to spare before the ceremony, W. Axl Rose has spectacularly pulled out of the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction in an open letter posted yesterday.

To: The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, Guns N’ Roses Fans and Whom It May Concern,
 When the nominations for the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame were first announced I had mixed emotions but, in an effort to be positive, wanting to make the most of things for the fans and with their enthusiasm, I was honored, excited and hoped that somehow this would be a good thing. Of course I realized as things stood, if Guns N’ Roses were to be inducted it’d be somewhat of a complicated or awkward situation.

Since then we’ve listened to fans, talked with members of the board of the Hall Of Fame, communicated with and read various public comments and jabs from former members of Guns N’ Roses, had discussions with the president of the Hall Of Fame, read various press (some legit, some contrived) and read other artists’ comments weighing in publicly on Guns and the Hall with their thoughts.

Under the circumstances I feel we’ve been polite, courteous, and open to an amicable solution in our efforts to work something out. Taking into consideration the history of Guns N’ Roses, those who plan to attend along with those the Hall for reasons of their own, have chosen to include in “our” induction (that for the record are decisions I don’t agree with, support or feel the Hall has any right to make), and how (albeit no easy task) those involved with the Hall have handled things… no offense meant to anyone but the Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony doesn’t appear to be somewhere I’m actually wanted or respected.

For the record, I would not begrudge anyone from Guns their accomplishments or recognition for such. Neither I or anyone in my camp has made any requests or demands of the Hall Of Fame. It’s their show not mine.

That said, I won’t be attending The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction 2012 Ceremony and I respectfully decline my induction as a member of Guns N’ Roses to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

I strongly request that I not be inducted in absentia and please know that no one is authorized nor may anyone be permitted to accept any induction for me or speak on my behalf. Neither former members, label representatives nor the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame should imply whether directly, indirectly or by omission that I am included in any purported induction of “Guns N’ Roses”.

This decision is personal. This letter is to help clarify things from my and my camp’s perspective. Neither is meant to offend, attack or condemn. Though unfortunately I’m sure there will be those who take offense (God knows how long I’ll have to contend with the fallout), I certainly don’t intend to disappoint anyone, especially the fans, with this decision. Since the announcement of the nomination we’ve actively sought out a solution to what, with all things considered, appears to be a no win, at least for me, “damned if I do, damned if I don’t” scenario all the way around.

In regard to a reunion of any kind of either the Appetite or Illusion lineups, I’ve publicly made myself more than clear. Nothing’s changed.

The only reason, at this point, under the circumstances, in my opinion whether under the guise of “for the fans” or whatever justification of the moment, for anyone to continue to ask, suggest or demand a reunion are misguided attempts to distract from our efforts with our current lineup of myself, Dizzy Reed, Tommy Stinson, Frank Ferrer, Richard Fortus, Chris Pitman, Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal and DJ Ashba.

Izzy came out with us a few times back in ’06 and I invited him to join us at our LA Forum show last year. Steven was at our show at the Hard Rock, later in ’06 in Las Vegas, where I invited him to our after-party and was rewarded with his subsequent interviews filled with reunion lies. Lesson learned. Duff joined us in 2010 and again in ’11 along with his band, Loaded, opening in Seattle and Vancouver. For me, with the exception of Izzy or Duff joining us on stage if they were so inclined somewhere in the future for a song or two, that’s enough.

There’s a seemingly endless amount of revisionism and fantasies out there for the sake of self-promotion and business opportunities masking the actual realities. Until every single one of those generating from or originating with the earlier lineups has been brought out in the light, there isn’t room to consider a conversation let alone a reunion.

Maybe if it were you it’d be different. Maybe you’d do it for this reason or that. Peace, whatever. I love our band now. We’re there for each other when the going get’s rough. We love our fans and work to give them every ounce of energy and heart we can.

So let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn’t owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another’s, or in this case several others’, expense.

But hey if ya gotta then maybe we can get the “no show, grandstanding, publicity stunt, disrespectful, he doesn’t care about the fans” crap out of the way as quickly as we can and let’s move on. No one’s taking the ball and going home. Don’t get it twisted. For more than a decade and a half we’ve endured the double standards, the greed of this industry and the ever present seemingly limitless supply of wannabes and unscrupulous, irresponsible media types. Not to imply anything in this particular circumstance, but from my perspective in regard to both the Hall and a reunion, the ball’s never been in our court.

In closing, regardless of this decision and as hard to believe or as ironic as it may seem, I’d like to sincerely thank the board for their nomination and their votes for Guns’ induction. More importantly I’d like to thank the fans for being there over the years, making any success we’ve had possible and for enjoying and supporting Guns N’ Roses music.

I wish the Hall a great show, congratulations to all the other artists being inducted and to our fans we look forward to seeing you on tour!!

Sincerely,
 Axl Rose

P.S. RIP Armand, Long Live ABC III

You can naturally guess the reaction to this. And the extreme reactions from some people have led me to think, "Wow, and I thought I was pissed off". I'm going to attempt to be the voice of reason here... just no that I'm not letting Axl off the hook. As much as I love the guy, I think this is a bad move. But some people are going a little overboard.

First off, people need to stop acting like Axl is the first and only person involved in this whole situation that did/said something stupid.

Slash dismisses two of the people being inducted as "other guys" who shouldn't even be there. In my opinion, that's worse... he can think it, but to publicly state it in such a way. At least Axl never discredited anybody who is being inducted.
Steven calls Axl's current line-up a bunch of hacks, then apologises, which members of the band accept and all's well. Until a couple of days later, when he explains that he actually meant to scabs, and that's what they are. Not better, Steven!
Then Matt Sorum takes to Twitter to promise the details of the event if he gets a certain amount of followers in time. We all know that he didn't have any exclusive details to give, and was just trying to get attention there.
I honestly believe that if these guys had just kept their fucking mouths shut, that wouldn't have happened.

But, I do wish he was able to act like a fucking grown-up for just one night. Ignored all of the bullshit and held his head up high just for those few hours. He could go back to ignoring everyone else after that and for the first time in years when it comes to something involving all of those guys came out looking like the good guy. A few hours. How the fuck is that too much to ask... he didn't even have to perform. And no, he shouldn't have done it "for the fans". That's all bullshit from a bunch of entitled assholes who think that just because you buy a record, t-shirt or gig ticket they are then able to dictate what the band do for all time. Here's the deal you make when you exchange money for those things... you get the music. You get the t-shirt. You get the gig. You do not get the right to demand they do whatever you want. I may disagree with him on this occasion (and God knows it's not the only occasion, contrary to popular belief), but none of that is related to any future gigs/music. In my opinion, the "fans" who are throwing their toys out of the pram and saying they'll never go to see him perform again etc., are being just as childish and petty as he is.

What he should do it for is the music. The music he created with those six other guys all of those years ago and is still with us and just as relevant today as it was then. Yes, I know that "people get divorced", but plenty of divorcees are able to put their differences aside for special occasions. Especially when they are occasions to honour their children (or in a band's case, their music). To be the only original member of a band left, and then refuse to be associated with said band for something like this, just bewilders me. Either you're a part of it, or you're not. Inducting a band without any one member of the line-up that got them there would be fucking meaningless. If on Saturday they talk about every member except Axl Rose, then they're not really inducting Guns N' Roses at all.

For the record, though, I think the Hall Of Fame - whilst they can induct whichever bands they want - should have clearer rules when it comes to bands that have had multiple line-ups. Either limit it to one line-up, the members when the band was the most popular or give everyone who's been in the band the option. For example, this year they are inducting the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and along with them Josh Klinghoffer who joined the band as a full member two years ago. The one album he's been on has hardly set the world alight. And yet they never even asked Dave Navarro, nor any member of Guns N' Roses who joined post-1990. Seems a bit hypocritical, and arbritary to me, and a disagreement over that could have been another factor in Axl's decision. Or of course the decision to let Green Day be the people to induct them (a band I love and think are a great choice for the record, but Axl could feel differently). Even so, none of this is any excuse for him to throw the whole thing into disarray just days before the ceremony. At the moment it looks like Duff's the only one to have grown up in the last 25 fucking years...